Some would classify me as a crazy horse and cat lady. I personally identify with The Crazy Cat Lady from the The Simpsons. She regularly throws cats at people while jibber jabbing away in her own secret crazy-tongues. I have no formal training in writing outside of college and high school. However, hooked on phonics did indeed work for me during elementary school. I have decided to start blogging in an effort to obtain an audience and practice my writing. I figure this is better than writing instruction manuals for some company where I would inevitably end up miserable. And in my misery, I would sabotage these manuals so that your backyard play ground ends up looking like a giant penis. Yes, a giant lawsuit accruing penis. Like Herman Cain.
